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One Direction in an earthquake:

Liam: Oh no guys quick take cover under a table did somebody grab the first aid kit yes good let's hope everybody is okay.
Niall: Must.... finish..... this..... burger..... without.... dropping.... it
Zayn: It's alright boys, this is just a little bump in the rollercoster that is life
Louis: This table is terrible whoever made it sucks now my butt can't fit under it.
Harry: The blue whale is the heaviest animal in the world.

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Liam: sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
Niall: what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat
Zayn: in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x
Louis: great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :)
Harry: did you know ostriches can lay eggs

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whoever made this video this I love you

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bitch: WE LOVE EVERYONE EXCEPT NIALL
bitch: WE HAVE A ONE DIRECTION SHRINE IN OUR LOCKER. BUT WE COVERED NIALL'S FACE
bitch: I HATE HARRY.
bitch: LEWIS.
bitch: WHY DOES LILI ONLY HAVE ONE LIVER?
bitch: HARRY DOESN'T HAVE FOUR NIPPLES. THAT'S PHOTOSHOPPED.
bitch: -doesn't even bother to mention zayn-
me: JUST GET OUT OF MY PRESENCE. DIRECTIONATORS ALL OF YOU.

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